Author Bio

Aleks Zebastian

Aleks is Mountain Project's most beloved forum troll. He claims to be from Norway, addresses everyone as "climbing friend," lives for the "bold flash," talks constantly of his sculpted guns and impressive "neck meat," and he rips on climbers who wear the "PAS thong" and use the "deadly ATC." All of this makes us smile.

Stories by Aleks Zebastian...