I was standing 'guard mount' in 1972, with the 401st MP Co at Ft Hood (pre-patrol/shift inspection), when a guy in the row in front of me shot himself in the foot with his .45  (it just went off when he snapped to attention), the bullet went through the toe of his boots, right between his big toe and first toe.  He turned out ok, walked with a limp for a while.  I think he got an article 15 out of it.

No bears, however....

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