Man, honestly, give it up. There's no Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Chupacabra, or personal space probing grey aliens out there.  Bigfoot is a story they use to tell kids to spook them, and now people are convinced its real because they heard a badger fart in the woods at night once.  There's plenty of real animals in the woods, and the only ones that worry me are the two legged ones that want to steal my stuff.