Bland and goopy is what they are. 

I think that the options are always Thai because even at home you cook rice noodles by pouring boiling water on them and letting them soak.  I found a box of powdered coconut milk and a box of indian curry powder.  On the next backpack trip I'm just going to fix my own rice noodle bowl instead of using the pre-packaged ones. 

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