Historians Confirm Lewis And Clark Set Out On Expedition To Justify Purchase Of Expensive Camping Equipment

https://www.theonion.com/historians-confirm-lewis-and-clark-set-out-on-expeditio-1846860208

Farther. Higher. Longer.

Wasn't their ultimate objective to reach 523 Pike Street in Seattle?  They wanted to be first in line when the doors opened....

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@hikermor there was a garage sale that day.

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LOL! Doesn't every epic outdoor adventure require the acquisition of some new, expensive piece of gear!?

Get outdoors, stay safe, and happy trails!
Todd the Hiker

It's great to have a quality news-source like The Onion. 🤓

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