Hmmm... Maybe REI should look into inflatable hips. This product could provide cushion as well as extra fitting options for the hipless (or un-hip?). They rejected my Gut-B-Gone backpack idea last April, so I doubt they'll go for this one.

I'll have to get in touch with Ronco again.

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