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You think THAT’S bad, mine was worse!

Okay, we’ve all seen the posts where we share our favorite meals at the campsite or on trail. 

Let’s have a laugh and explore the other end…

What’s the worst thing you’ve eaten and wouldn’t wish on anyone?

I’ll start - a few years ago: it was my first time with a new stove and wanted to take it for a test drive. I finished a tiring 11 mile hike, sat at the picnic table, boiled water and tried to reconstitute some dried fish. It turned mushy and was more like a slimy soup than anything resembling fish. Lol

i gag just thinking about it. 

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“Between every two pine trees there is a door leading to a new way of life.” (John Muir)

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@hikermor  I just think "Gatoroatmealade" hasn't had the benefit of a full marketing campaign. 

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One more oatmeal dish.  I understand that my Scottish ancestors (and yours, probably as well) when on their way to battle would have a "breakfast" consisting of a handful of oatmeal dipped in a stream as they forged across,  That would certainly put them in a fighting mood!

How did we survive before the microwave??

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No cinnamon and sugar???

 

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During survival training, it was eating grub worms.  You can survive off it but you ain't gonna like it...

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Perhaps sauteed with some wild mushrooms?

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my worst meals are more equipment related, one time guy I was hiking with offered the use of his fuel canister, if I would let him use my stove (he forgot his), so when my fuel ran low and I went to use his...his canister nozzle was completely rusted over, and then we were both...."out of luck"

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@Dad_Aint_Hip @Philreedshikes @TomIrvine @Gary2 @Bertram @hikermor 

Okay, so I wanted to hold on this response until I could verify which book I read with this story in it, however, I have yet to unpack them all so it may be a while. Anyway, this is not my story, but it is the worst example I have ever come across of making a gross error when preparing a meal. Essentially, a member of a climbing party mistook their pee bottle for their water bottle and woke everyone in the tent up to the smell of hot urine instead of coffee and oatmeal in the morning. While it was not consumed, it was a very unpleasant experience for all involved and the pot was regarded with the utmost dubiousness for the remainder of the trip...

At REI, we believe time outside is fundamental to a life well lived.

oh that IS so messed up.  Under normal conditions, that pot would have been out of service pending a hazmat cleanup.

Which reminds me,

Some trips like Whitney and Utah canyons required a wag bag, is it just me, or is it just about impossible to seal in the...."aroma" of the contents therein?

ps extremely hard to type with my little pinky still bandaged from surgery.  so dedicated

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Lololololol

I mean, I’ve had some bad coffee that I’ve said tastes like **** but I was being hyperbolic. 

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🤣🤢

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