Historians Confirm Lewis And Clark Set Out On Expedition To Justify Purchase Of Expensive Camping Equipment
Wasn't their ultimate objective to reach 523 Pike Street in Seattle? They wanted to be first in line when the doors opened....
@hikermor there was a garage sale that day.
LOL! Doesn't every epic outdoor adventure require the acquisition of some new, expensive piece of gear!?
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