{"id":39089,"date":"2018-10-05T13:28:17","date_gmt":"2018-10-05T20:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/?p=39089"},"modified":"2018-11-11T22:06:37","modified_gmt":"2018-11-12T06:06:37","slug":"14-epic-funny-outdoor-fails-we-can-all-relate-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/hike\/14-epic-funny-outdoor-fails-we-can-all-relate-to","title":{"rendered":"14 Epic Funny Outdoor Fails We Can All Relate To"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"cb-itemprop\" itemprop=\"reviewBody\"><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We\u2019ve all made mistakes in the great outdoors. It\u2019s just part of the journey. Maybe it\u2019s a trip over a rock, packing two left climbing shoes or hitting an icy patch on skis. Whatever it is, we\u2019re big fans of looking back and laughing at our goofier trials and tribulations. That\u2019s why we\u2019ve collected the best of the best from REI employees and our Instagram fans. These are our favorite outdoor fails.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1. \u201cFirst backpacking trip: \u2018Hey, I brought a 3 lb. bag of slow cook rice for our dinners.\u2019\u201d \u2014Jeff Magnuson, REI sales specialist for camp and climb <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. \u201cFlying a Tensor power kite when it&#8217;s a bit too windy\u2026\u201d \u2014Tom Blount, REI camp sales lead<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39094\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39094\" class=\"wp-image-39094 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/fail8.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39094\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Tom Blount<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3. \u201cWhen you forget your tent poles but just picked up chairs off of Craigslist \u2026\u201d \u2014Anders Nordblom, REI program manager for films<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39093\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39093\" class=\"wp-image-39093 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/Fail1.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39093\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Instagram&#8217;s <a>@bennymawhinney<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4. \u201cA few weeks ago on my trip up Mount Whitney: I brought a small vial of superglue to use on hot spots\/blisters and opened and used some right before my 2am final hike up to the summit. In my still-half-asleep thinking, I decided to re-cap [the superglue] and throw it in my hip belt pocket in case I needed it later on. What I forgot: With another 2,500 foot gain in elevation, things expand. Superglue included. It ended up leaking and now I\u2019m still trying to figure out how to free a few things from the confines of the pocket.\u201d \u2014Kristen Evans, REI bike service technician<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5. \u201cThought I could handle a black diamond. I couldn\u2019t.\u201d \u2014Instagram\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/Ollie.flack\/\">@Ollie.flack<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39101\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39101\" class=\"wp-image-39101 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/fail9.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39101\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Instagram\u2019s @Ollie.flack<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">6. \u201c\u2018Hiking in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Fell stepping over a log.\u201d \u2014Instagram\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/Jordancfield\/\">@Jordancfield<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39096\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39096\" class=\"wp-image-39096 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/fail6.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39096\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Instagram\u2019s @Jordancfield<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">7. \u201cNear the beginning of three months of living out of our [car] in between a major move, we went backpacking in southern Utah with the pups for a few days. After that, we drove straight to Rifle. Since Rifle can be a bit crowded, we decided to be respectful of our neighbors and let the dogs sleep in [our car] &#8230; Unbeknownst to us, our border collie had drunk some stagnant canyon water despite the fact that we even filtered the dogs&#8217; water while we were backpacking. We woke up to our Australian shepherd crammed up into the dashboard of the Honda Element. Upon opening the car, it was very evident why. The inside of the car was covered in everything that had been coming out of both ends of our border collie. Needless to say, they spent the rest of the three months sleeping outside of the car in a pup tent.\u201d \u2014Jessie Thompson Kyle, REI retail sales manager<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39097\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39097\" class=\"wp-image-39097 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/fail5.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39097\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Jessie Thompson Kyle<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">8. \u201cThat time when you miss that key turn on your commute to adventure.\u201d \u2014Instagram\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/Hockersmith_concepts\/\">@Hockersmith_concepts<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39102\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39102\" class=\"wp-image-39102 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/fail10.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39102\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Instagram\u2019s @Hockersmith_concepts<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">9. \u201cWhen you go snowshoeing with your mom and you don\u2019t anticipate postholing.\u201d \u2014Instagram\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/linalhatch\/\">@linalhatch<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39095\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39095\" class=\"wp-image-39095 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/fail7.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39095\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Instagram\u2019s @linalhatch<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">10. \u201cA couple of summers ago I decided to camp far away from water because we were having flash flooding. I was hurriedly setting up the tent before the rain started and let my dog go explore. Apparently, some human &#8230; had taken a huge dump and did not bury it, so she thought it would be a good idea to roll in it. She pranced back over so proud of herself. She had SO much &#8230; all over her. And of course, I was not close to water. I had to drag my 12-year-old dog down a steep hill a ways down to bathe her in ice cold water. How did I know it was human? Because she tried to roll in it again, but fortunately, I caught her before it was too late!\u201d \u2014Sarah Sattin, REI <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">outdoor school instructor<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">11. \u201cMe after what I thought was going to be a simple, quick trip up to Camp Muir [in Washington]. It was the first 80-degree day of 2018, the snow was slush, I forgot my Nalgene full of water and NUUN in the car and I cramped at Camp Muir. I. Was. A. Mess. It took 9 hours to go 8 miles. Shall I continue?\u201d \u2014James Campbell, REI clothing sales lead and retail operations communications specialist<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39098\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39098\" class=\"wp-image-39098 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/fail4.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39098\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: James Campbell<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">12. \u201c[Friend] tried to take a cool pic on rappel and [I] ended up slipping and falling on my butt in poop-smelling mud.\u201d \u2014Instagram\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/basecamplasvegas\/\">@basecamplasvegas<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39100\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39100\" class=\"wp-image-39100 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/fail2.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39100\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Instagram\u2019s @basecamplasvegas<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">13. \u201cWhen you take your kids hiking to Havasupai in the Arizona desert during a heatwave of 118 degrees.\u201d \u2014Instagram\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/flyingstar_2002\/\">@flyingstar_2002<\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39105\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39105\" class=\"wp-image-39105 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/fail11.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39105\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Instagram\u2019s @flyingstar_2002<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">14. \u201cLearning to snowshoe in 3 feet of fresh snow. I love winter but it doesn\u2019t seem to love me back.\u201d \u2014Instagram\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/carolinemaeh\/\">@carolinemaeh<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_39099\" style=\"width: 1210px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39099\" class=\"wp-image-39099 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.rei.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/4\/2018\/10\/fail3.jpg?resize=1200%2C600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"600\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-39099\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo Credit: Instagram\u2019s @carolinemaeh<\/p><\/div>\n<p><b>Have one of your own outdoor fails? Share it in the comments below.<\/b><\/p>\n<\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve all made mistakes in the great outdoors. It\u2019s just part of the journey. 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