Aleks Zebastian’s Favorite Training Tools

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If you live for the "bold flash," this might be the gear for you. Maybe.

I have natural gift of powerful physique and brain for bold pumping flash. Still, I have develop simple advice, for so many climber ask me how I achieve so many great send. These three item form the basic of my training.

1. Frozen Fish of Considerable Size


It is quite good to always keep one nearby. Your trainer may use it for slapping across your face during excuses, or even randomly to keep you up on your toe and mentally toughen. You can also eat it when finish.

2. The Original Star Wars Trilogy

You may watch these fine films and meditate on utilizing the Force, for great mental advantage, and to improve your mental on the climbing rocks.

"You must feel the Force around you; here, between me, you, the tree, the rock. Everywhere, yes. Even between the fibers of your substantial neck meat." - Yoda.

3. Meat Pumping Device

These are indeed quite good for rubbing of your hopefully sculpted guns, after pumping flash, or heavy training sessions where you repeatedly flog your meat hard of arm, neck, and back, for weeks on end. It feels quite nice, oh yessssss, yessss, and you are hoping it will increase the circulation and push out all weakness and toxin. I like the R8 Massage Roller (I am not affiliate with company just like utilizing device), but many also are liking the Armaid. You can also try, like, cans of soup or even massive constricting anaconda instead.

May your guns be sculpted and your flashes bold!

You train hard, yes? Read more about recovery gear here.

Rather just learn more about just who the hell this Aleks guy is anyway? Read his Mountain Project interview here.

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